Tuesday, February 21, 2006

ode to sausage fingers...

twin hunky hams adorned by ten knuckled wieners!

on first sight, "w-what the heck!?"
it ain't right, three keys a peck!

blink-blink-shake,
stare, back away...

chuckle-chuckle-grin,
gag a little then...

dire-digited wretch, all lesser none greater,
like eight chicken necks with opposable taters!!!

hooo, i'm done

Surgeon General's Warning: "A 2004 analysis published in the journal Neuroepidemiology determined that consumption of sausage during pregnancy is correlated with an increased risk of childhood brain tumors" - sausage


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